All Hail King Carlos! The Foolishness of the Gospel

2009 August 30
by Aaron Rathburn

From New Testament scholar Michael Bird:

My name is Jose Samblanco and I live in a rural village of Peru and, most imporantly, I am the apostle to the Internet. I’m here, on-line, proclaiming to you the good news about Carlos Hernandez. Carlos Hernandez was a Peruvian peasant. He was a prophet mighty in word and deed as attested by many miraculous signs. But his own people did not recieve him. Carlos was accused of being an Al-Qaeda terrorist, he was handed over to the authorities, and was executed on the electric chair. But God did not let Carlos languish in death and decay, but Carlos has been raised by God and is now the exalted Lord of the Cosmos. I am here to tell you that Carlos was electrocuted for your sins. Furthermore, it is exclusively by faith in King Carlos that you receive the hope of redemption.

This is why we Reformed-types put so much emphasis on the regenerative work of the Spirit prior to human “saving faith” ;-) .

(I’ve also posted Mike’s illustration of a hymn to “King Carlos” as well!)

3 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 August 31
    S.C. permalink

    Aaron, you are so theologically cultured.

  2. 2009 August 31
    R. Glantz permalink

    Do followers make the Sign of the Jolt?

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